The dreaded question paper sits in front of me, running my eyes ova the black and white print, I knw I can ace this. Child's play... Tick tok, Tick tok, screams the clock, but it does not intimidate, thus the mind wanders....
Top 5 Things 2 Do Whn Ur Exam is Super Boring & Deep Down U Knw Dat U Dont Really Care!
Top 5 Things 2 Do Whn Ur Exam is Super Boring & Deep Down U Knw Dat U Dont Really Care!
1) Solve World Problems :- Whats the whole issue with World Hunger anyways man? Easily Solvable, Jus take the extra surplus food from the rich countries and give them to the poor countries. I mean, common America has the highest obesity rates anyways, they wont even know its gone!!
2) Go Back 2 School :- Remember that teacher who used to call it "Moaacks" instead of Mocks?? And "Mooadel Ejam" instead of Model Exam. Jus dont burst out laughing in the hall - ppl will look, and ppl will get angry, and the invigilator will give u da dirty looks - repeatedly, even after u stopped laughing.
3) Obbsess:- I draw mental maps of the Dubai Roads -- cause dude I seriously dont get them!! Other than that, I seriously obbsess about how the hell do people parallel park, I knw the technique, I have seen ppl doing it, the fundamentals are there but its the practical bit which screws me ova :(
4) Miss that Spl Sum1 :- this is my fav - thinking about that one guy or gal who brightens up ur whole day and puts a goofy grin on ur face! Ofcourse the general public wonder y u staring at the ceiling and assume ur in a drug induced haze....
5) Answer the Paper :- Ohhh man jus get over with it, so u can get out of this stupid room and be with dat special sum1 or be doing something infinetely cooler!
I like the yellow highlights! :D
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