Friday - 9 in the morning, and instead of being curled up in my comfy bed, here I was at Zabeel Park volunteering for the Step Up Festival. Being all hyper and enthused about my good deed for the day, I proudly marched up to the volunteer registration lady and signed up for the event. At this point I feel like million bucks, and THEN my self-loving bubble very abruptly burst. This is so because apparently everyone in Dubai had the same idea - there was a volunteer overload, making the volunteer and participant ratio 3 - 1. Thats when I volunteered to step back.
Slightly frustrated but still upbeat, I grabbed my bro's camera and started taking random shots of the volunteers and the crowd, thats when i noticed Him. Red t-shirt, blue denims and a killer smile. There was something about this fellow - was it the tatoo on his bulging biceps or was it his cute french beard? Mayby it was just the amazing way he interacted with the children that held my attention. Well the mystery to his magnetic persona was instantly solved when he removed his shades. IT WAS THE RAY BANS! The minute he removed them, this hot attractive young man was transferred to an ordinary looking fellow!
So this is where I came with up the SHADES THEORY - "Branded Sunglasses which cover more than 20% of the face automatically makes the wearer, especially a guy, HOT."
At lunch, I had more evidence to support this theory. I was in my car, outside Jabal Al Noor in Satwa, minding my own business, eating my filafil, when suddenly - BAM BAM BAM BAM - this guy wearing expensive Versaches gives me the shock of my life, by banging the bonnet of my car with both his hands. At this point I should have been pissed, but then i thought "hmm the bonnets broken, hes probably trying to fix it, how niice." Then he removed those shades to reveal those crazy to God eyes and a heavy dose of eyeliner, thats when my defense mechanism kicked in and I rudely exclaimed "Dude its broken!!!". Got the hell out of there and promised myself never to even check out guys who wear shades.
Anyways the moral of the story:
1) Dubai cares waaay too much.
2) Never trust a guy until he removes those branded shades.
3) Fix the bonnet of your car before a creep scares the life out of you.
Slightly frustrated but still upbeat, I grabbed my bro's camera and started taking random shots of the volunteers and the crowd, thats when i noticed Him. Red t-shirt, blue denims and a killer smile. There was something about this fellow - was it the tatoo on his bulging biceps or was it his cute french beard? Mayby it was just the amazing way he interacted with the children that held my attention. Well the mystery to his magnetic persona was instantly solved when he removed his shades. IT WAS THE RAY BANS! The minute he removed them, this hot attractive young man was transferred to an ordinary looking fellow!
So this is where I came with up the SHADES THEORY - "Branded Sunglasses which cover more than 20% of the face automatically makes the wearer, especially a guy, HOT."
At lunch, I had more evidence to support this theory. I was in my car, outside Jabal Al Noor in Satwa, minding my own business, eating my filafil, when suddenly - BAM BAM BAM BAM - this guy wearing expensive Versaches gives me the shock of my life, by banging the bonnet of my car with both his hands. At this point I should have been pissed, but then i thought "hmm the bonnets broken, hes probably trying to fix it, how niice." Then he removed those shades to reveal those crazy to God eyes and a heavy dose of eyeliner, thats when my defense mechanism kicked in and I rudely exclaimed "Dude its broken!!!". Got the hell out of there and promised myself never to even check out guys who wear shades.
Anyways the moral of the story:
1) Dubai cares waaay too much.
2) Never trust a guy until he removes those branded shades.
3) Fix the bonnet of your car before a creep scares the life out of you.
Ok now I am not sure in what way I meant improvise but I like to read your posts, so keep writing! :) It definitely makes me smile.
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